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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 01:38

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Diddy trial day 21 recap: 3rd victim takes the stand as judge threatens to boot Combs - ABC News

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

Still no good

Yankees Planning To Place Luke Weaver On Injured List - MLB Trade Rumors

Next, they tried...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

Scientists Are Close to Replicating the First Living Thing - Yahoo

Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So, the docs changed it to read

A cardiologist overhauled his diet to boost his longevity. Here's the grocery store path he takes to stick to his meal plan and avoid bad foods. - Business Insider

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

My stepmother has banned me from the family. Can she legally keep me from going to my father's funeral?

Freaks and Cheeks

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

Need a different reason to eat more fiber? How about microplastics? - The Seattle Times

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

FDA rolls out AI tool agency-wide, weeks ahead of schedule - statnews.com

Then came..

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?

No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Does Donald Trump have low self-esteem?

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Minds and Behinds

'Strawberry Moon' 2025: June's full moon is about to break an annual record - Live Science

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Terraforming Mars Isn’t Sci-Fi Anymore – Here’s What It Would Take - SciTechDaily

No go.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

Is it possible to revive a dead person in real life with black magic?